I Stooged to Conquer: The Autobiography of the Leader of the Three Stooges – Moe Howard

MoeIn 1925, actor, comedian, and vaudeville performer Ted Healy (1896-1937) put the final additions on his latest act which included three young men eager to make it big in the entertainment business.  The act was formally known as Ted Healy and His Three Southern Gentlemen. Public exposure through partnership with Healy provided Moses Harry “Moe” Horowitz (Moe Howard) (1897-1975), Samuel “Shemp” Horowitz (Shemp Howard) (1895-1955), Jerome Lester “Curly” Horowitz (Curly Howard) (1903-1952) and Larry Fine (Louis Feinberg) (1902-1975), a taste of show business, and helped kick start their careers. However, nine years after joining Healey, they parted ways with him and began performing in 1934 as “The Three Stooges”.  The leader of the group, Moe, was the last to pass away, and his death on May 4, 1975, marked the last chapter in the Stooges’ story. But have you ever wondered how the Stooges came to be? If so, this autobiography by Howard explains the key parts of their journey together from the beginning to the end. 

Decades after their deaths, I still watch the Stooges on occasion, and they always deliver the goods. But off screens, their lives were not all fun and games, but full of highs and lows. The story begins in my hometown of Brooklyn, New York, where the Horowitz family is raising Moe and his siblings. His anecdotes about his family’s trials and tribulations are interesting and reminders of the modern-day conveniences we take for granted. In time Moe and Shemp realize that they have a talent for the stage but before they make it big, they take on jobs to make ends meet, including a stint on a showboat traveling the Mississippi River. But all that changes upon meeting Healy in 1922. Moe is a gifted storyteller and the escapades by the brothers are hilarious. But the story also has its dark moments through heartache and exposure to America outside of Bensonhurst, Brooklyn.

In one instance, Moe recalls a trip to the Deep South and coming face to face with Jim Crow. Today the story is not surprising, but in the era before faxes, emails, television and social media, news did not travel as quickly or freely. And the story highlights the insulation that came with the lack of modern technology. Life on the road is tough, and compounded by Healey’s personal demons from which he could not escape. This part of the story is disheartening and when Moe learns of Healey’s death, I could feel his pain as I read. But as they say in the industry, the show must go one and the Stooges kept performing. Moe takes us behind the camera, explaining the mishaps on set and the creativity that went into creating the classics we love. He also details the injuries they suffered as they filmed their projects and the impact the industry had on their personal lives. What he explains is unbelievable but also the truth about the physical exhaustion that came with performing one’s own stunts.

There is no gossip in the book but simply Moe talking about his brothers and family friend Larry.  As we move through each year, the Stooges get older, and life begins to play out in ways none of them expected. Moe discusses with a heavy heart the passings of Curly, Shemp and Larry.  I knew the story of Curly’s final days and the health issues that plagued him. But Shemp’s passing was the one that surprised me as I didn’t know the full details. And from what Moe says, everyone was caught off guard. Larry’s ending was also familiar and there are videos on YouTube about the stars and their final days. However, reading Moe’s account of how he received and reacted to the news is emotional and shows the love that existed between the stars off the set. 

As I read, I noticed a couple of things that are rarely discussed regarding the stooges. The first is the contract they had with Columbia Pictures. Moe explains the issue but if you are familiar with the current strike in Hollywood, you will see that the issue a not new. The second thing is the relevance of former President Ronald Reagan (1911-2004). You might be wondering where Reagan fits into the story. Well, years before entering politics, the former movie star was once president (1959-1960) of the Screen Actors Guild and set into motion a chain of events that have had long lasting effects on the earnings stars can make when they are not on camera. Admittedly, I did not expect this part of the story, but it was revealing. Today, when I watch a Stooges’ short film, I will understand and appreciate the sacrifices they made. 

Eventually father time comes for Moe too, and several months after Larry’s passing, he too makes his final departure. His daughter, Joan Howard Maurer (1927-2021), provided the foreword but let her father speak for himself here and tell his story of how he, his brothers and a good friend became legends in the film industry. If you are a fan of the Three Stooges, this is for you. 

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